how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit
"Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?"
— Kanye West (via imbruk)
how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago